The Paper
My hometown made the news, under “oddly enough” or “bizarre” in the lower right corner of laptops across country. “Man tries to buy hamburger with weed.” Fuck, I thought, with my keyboard resting across my lap. It’s got to be someone that I know. I posted it everywhere, and everyone got a laugh. I [...]
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I was on a $5 white Styrofoam body board
and was pulled away from the shore.
until I couldn’t see it.
I made it three days on that little foam board
while it disintegrated into small white foam beads,
first from under my fingers, then from [...]
